Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I thought I'd start by talking about the Bible. In John 18, Jesus is arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane and taken to the court of the high priest. Peter denies him three times, and Jesus is brought before Pilate for trial. Pilate finds no fault in Jesus, but he sends him to Herod instead. Herod also finds no fault in Jesus, and sends him back to Pilate. Pilate reluctantly orders Jesus' crucifixion, but grants the request of the people to release Barabbas instead. Jesus is then crucified and buried in a tomb."

Alex (exasperated): "Look, I'm not here to talk about the Bible. Can't you tell me something else?"

Contestant: "Sure. In John 18, Jesus is resurrected and appears to his disciples. He then sends the disciples out to spread the gospel, and ascends to heaven."

Alex (sighing): "Ugh, okay. So, what else do you like to do?"