Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, so I'd like to tell you about the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, great. What about it?

Contestant: Well, let's start with John 1. It begins with a description of Jesus as the Word, and the Word being with God and being God. It then goes on to talk about how Jesus created all things, and how He was the light of the world and brings salvation to those who believe in Him.

Alex Trebek: That's... interesting. So, what else?

Contestant: John 1 also talks about John the Baptist, who was sent by God to testify to the light of Jesus. He was also a witness to the truth of Jesus, and he urged people to believe in Him.

Alex Trebek: Uh-huh... Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, John 1 also talks about how Jesus was rejected by the world, but accepted by those who believed in Him. He gives them the right to become children of God and enjoy eternal life.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, anything else?

Contestant: That's about it for John 1!