Contestant: "My name is [Name], and I'm here to summarize Luke 24. In this chapter, Jesus appears to his disciples after his resurrection, and he proves that he is alive by showing them the wounds in his hands and feet. He then tells them about the things that happened in the Old Testament, and he explains that the Messiah must suffer and die. He then eats a meal with his disciples, and he commissions them to go out and spread the good news of his resurrection.

Alex Trebek: Uh…okay. Interesting. So what else have you been up to?

Contestant: Oh, just reading the Bible. I'm actually up to Luke 24 right now.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: After Jesus' resurrection, two of his disciples are walking to Emmaus when Jesus appears to them. He then reveals himself to the other disciples in Jerusalem, and he gives them instructions to wait for the Holy Spirit before they start preaching the gospel. Jesus then ascends into heaven and the disciples return to Jerusalem to wait for the Holy Spirit.

Alex Trebek: [groans] I'm sorry, [Name], but I'm going to have to stop you there. Let's talk about something else.