Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, let's start with a few questions about you. What's your favorite hobby?

Contestant: Well, Alex, my favorite hobby is actually summarizing the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Uhh, okay, I guess. Well, why don't you tell me a bit about your favorite Bible chapter then?

Contestant: Sure! My favorite chapter is Luke 8. It starts off with Jesus traveling with a large group of followers. He tells them a parable about a farmer who scatters seed on the ground, some of which is eaten by birds, some of which is blown away by the wind, and some of which falls on fertile ground and grows. He explains that the seed is like the word of God, which is spread throughout the world.

Alex Trebek: Okay, that's nice. Now, let's move on to something else--

Contestant: Then Jesus calms a storm at sea, and heals a demon-possessed man.

Alex Trebek: (exasperated) Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else, shall we?