Contestant: Alex, I'd like to tell you about Luke 12.

Alex Trebek: Oh, I'm sure it's a fascinating story, but I'm afraid this isn't the time for that. So, what else have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, actually, this is a story about Jesus teaching his disciples and the crowds about the importance of being ready for the kingdom of God. He warns them about the dangers of worry and greed, and encourages them to be ready for his return.

Alex Trebek: (Frustrated) Look, I'm sure it's a great story, but I'm not sure why you keep insisting on telling me about the Bible.