Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'd like to tell you about Luke 2 of the Bible. It starts with a census that was taken by the Roman Empire, and Joseph and Mary were required to travel to Bethlehem to be counted. While they were there, Mary gave birth to Jesus and laid him in a manger. An angel appeared to some shepherds nearby and announced that Jesus had been born, and a great company of angels sang praises to God in the heavens. The shepherds went to Bethlehem and saw the baby Jesus, and later spread the news of his birth. Some wise men from the East also showed up to worship Jesus, bringing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh."

Alex Trebek: "Uh, that's, uh, nice. So, why don't you tell me a little more about your hobbies and interests?"

Contestant: "Well, I'd like to tell you about Luke 3 of the Bible. It starts with John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness, calling people to repent and be baptized. He baptized Jesus in the Jordan River, and a voice from heaven declared that Jesus was his beloved Son. Jesus was then led by the Holy Spirit into the wilderness to be tested by the devil. After Jesus resisted the devil's temptations, he returned to Galilee and began preaching his message of the Kingdom of God."

Alex Trebek: "Oh, for the love of—just tell me about your hobbies!"