Alex: Alright, so you've been on the show for a few rounds, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar, Alex.

Alex: Uh huh. Let's move on. What about your hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I'm very passionate about summarizing the Bible.

Alex: *sigh* Let's move on. What kind of music do you like?

Contestant: Actually, I was thinking we could go through the Bible chapter by chapter, starting with Luke 23.

Alex: *sighs exasperatedly* Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: Luke 23 is when Jesus is put on trial and crucified. Pilate, the Roman governor, tries to free Jesus, but the crowds demand his crucifixion. Jesus is then taken away and crucified with two criminals. As Jesus is dying, he forgives the criminals, and one of them is saved. Jesus then dies and is buried.

Alex: *sighs* Well, that certainly was... interesting. Let's move on to something else.