"Well, folks, it's time for our regular feature -- a summary of Luke 23. Today, we're gonna take a look at Jesus' final hours as he's condemned to death. Yeah, pretty heavy stuff. But don't worry, there's still plenty of comedy. I mean, Pilate tries to get Jesus off the hook, but the Jewish leaders ain't having it. They literally say, 'We have no king but Caesar.' And Jesus is like, 'Well, okay, then.' And then the whole crowd decides to put Jesus to death, even though he did nothing wrong. And the two criminals who are being executed with him? One of them even says, 'Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.' Classic. Then Jesus dies and is buried in a tomb. Not much of a happy ending, but that's Luke 23 for ya."