Well, all y'all sinners out there better get ready, because it's time for Luke 3! We got the lowdown on a guy named John the Baptist, who is speaking out against the corrupt religious leaders of the time. He's even calling out religious leader Herod Antipas for his adulterous relationship with his brother's wife. But it's not just Herod getting a tongue-lashing, it's also the people who are flocking to him for baptisms. He's telling them to share their wealth with the poor, and warning that even the Messiah won't have any patience for those who don't repent. So repent now or else! And, uh, that's the end of Luke 3.