Lois: Alright, Peter, what have we got for Luke 3?

Peter: Uhhh, it's about John the Baptist and his baptism of Jesus.

Lois: Okay, tell us in the style of Family Guy.

Peter: Well, it starts with John the Baptist preaching out in the wilderness and saying, "You better shape up, or else you're gonna get cut!"

Lois: Classic John.

Peter: Yeah, and then he baptizes Jesus in the Jordan River, which is like the ultimate baptism! It's like when Michael Jordan dunked from the free throw line in the '88 dunk contest!

Lois: Wow, that's impressive!

Peter: Yeah, and then a voice from Heaven says, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased."

Lois: Aw, Jesus got the approval of his Dad!

Peter: Yeah, it's like when Darth Vader said to Luke, "No, I am your father!"

Lois: Wow, that's a classic movie moment.

Peter: Yeah, and that's pretty much it.