Peter: Alright, Family Guy fans, it's time for a summary of Luke 18.

Brian: Hey, that's my favorite chapter!

Cleveland: Ooh, this is gonna be good.

Lois: Well, in this chapter Jesus tells a parable about a widow and a judge. The widow is constantly going to the judge to ask for justice, and the judge eventually gives it to her just to get her off his back.

Stewie: Yeah, sort of like that time I asked for a new toy and my mom gave in because I wouldn't stop nagging her.

Peter: That's right, Stewie. And Jesus uses this parable to talk about how God will answer our prayers if we just keep asking.

Quagmire: Yeah, but you gotta remember, God works in mysterious ways. Just like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Meg: Ugh, all this religious talk is making my head hurt.

Peter: Relax, Meg, we're almost done. Jesus talks about how the tax collectors and sinners were coming to him to be baptized, and he says that those who are humble will be exalted.

Brian: Ah, so the moral of the story is that if you're humble and keep asking, God will answer your prayers.

Cleveland: That's right! Just like when I asked Santa for a new bike and he gave me one!

Peter: Alright everyone, that's the end of Luke 18. See you next time!