• King James Version

    1. And he spake a parable unto them {to this end}, that men ought always to pray, and not to faint; / 2. Saying, There was in a city a judge, which feared not God, neither regarded man: {in a city: Gr. in a certain city}

  • Norm

    Well, folks, this week's Bible chapter is Luke 18. It's a wild one. It starts off with Jesus talking about how important it is to pray constantly, which is a good message, but it gets weird. He then tells a parable about a widow who keeps pestering a judge to help her, until the judge finally gives in and helps her.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the scoop on Luke 18? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Luke 18 begins with a parable about a persistent widow who keeps going back to an unjust judge for her request to be heard. The judge eventually gives in to her plea and grants her justice.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what did you do this week? Contestant: Well, I read through Luke 18 of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize it for you. Alex: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead... Contestant: Luke 18 talks about humility, as Jesus tells his disciples a parable about a Pharisee and a tax collector who prayed in the temple.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is Luke 18. Startin' off with a parable--a story with a moral lesson. This one's about a judge who don't fear God, but this widow keeps pesterin' him until he finally decides to give her justice.

  • Batman

    Batman: All right, Robin, let's recap the events of Luke 18. Robin: Sure thing, Batman! It starts off with Jesus telling a parable about a Pharisee and a Tax Collector. Joker: Ha ha ha! I love it! A Pharisee and a Tax Collector!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, I'm telling you what, Luke 18 is the real deal. I know it happened a long time ago, but I tell you, it's as true today as it was then. No malarkey! See here, Jack, Jesus told a parable, and here's the story.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 18 is about a very, very important lesson - that God hears and answers the prayers of all of His people. In this chapter, Jesus tells the story of a widow and a judge, who had no respect for God or man.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, Family Guy fans, it's time for a summary of Luke 18. Brian: Hey, that's my favorite chapter! Cleveland: Ooh, this is gonna be good. Lois: Well, in this chapter Jesus tells a parable about a widow and a judge.