Luke 18 is about a very, very important lesson - that God hears and answers the prayers of all of His people. In this chapter, Jesus tells the story of a widow and a judge, who had no respect for God or man. The widow kept coming to the judge and asking for justice, and the judge was so tired of her that he finally gave it to her - "just to get rid of her", he said. This is a tremendous example of how God hears and answers the prayers of His people - if an unjust judge will do it, how much more will God, who is perfect and just?

Trump would say this story is "amazing" - He'd tell us about the widow and the judge, how the judge was a "low energy" guy but the widow was a "fine person", and how in the end the judge gave her justice. He'd remind us that God is much greater than any judge, and that He will hear our prayers and answer them. He'd tell us that we must pray and have faith, and that if we do, we will be winning. He'd end his speech with a "God bless America" and a "Make America Great Again!"