Batman: All right, Robin, let's recap the events of Luke 18.
Robin: Sure thing, Batman! It starts off with Jesus telling a parable about a Pharisee and a Tax Collector.
Joker: Ha ha ha! I love it! A Pharisee and a Tax Collector!
Batman: Silence, Joker! As Robin was saying, the Pharisee was proud and thanked God he wasn't like the Tax Collector. The Tax Collector, on the other hand, humbly asked God for mercy.
Robin: Jesus concluded the parable by saying that this humbleness was more pleasing to God than the Pharisee's pride.
Catwoman: Ooh, I love a good moral lesson!
Batman: Indeed. Jesus also told another parable about a persistent widow who asked a judge for justice. The judge finally granted her justice because of her persistence.
Robin: Jesus concluded this parable by saying that if an evil judge could grant justice, then how much more would God grant justice to those who ask Him.
Joker: Ha ha ha! I love it! It's a good thing that God is more merciful than a judge!
Batman: Indeed, Joker. We should all remember that God is always ready to grant us justice.