Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What's going on in Luke 16?

Batman: Well Robin, it starts with a parable about a shrewd manager who was facing a financial crisis.

Joker: Ha ha ha! What a tragedy!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker! The manager was able to use his wit to make financial arrangements with his employers creditors to save his skin.

Catwoman: Wow, that was a smart move!

Batman: Indeed. Jesus goes on to tell his disciples to use their resources wisely, as we will all be held accountable for our actions.

Riddler: How very mysterious!

Batman: Then Jesus tells a parable of a rich man and a poor man, Lazarus. The rich man is sent to hell and Lazarus is given eternal comfort in Abraham's bosom.

Penguin: Oh no! That doesn't sound good.

Batman: No, it doesn't. Jesus is sending a strong message here about the consequences of a life of luxury and excess. He is warning us to be more generous and to help those in need.