Peter: Alright, so Luke 16 starts off with a parable about a steward who was about to be fired, so he called all his master's debtors and reduced their debts in order to gain favor with them.

Lois: Uh, okay. So then what?

Peter: Then Jesus says you can't serve both God and money, and then he tells a parable about a rich man and a poor man named Lazarus.

Lois: Alright, so what happened?

Peter: Well, the rich man died and ended up in Hades, and Lazarus went to the side of Abraham. The rich man asked for mercy, but Abraham said no.

Lois: Wow, that's harsh. So what else?

Peter: Jesus then talks about the law being broken and how no one can divorce and remarry, and then he talks about how to use earthly wealth to gain heavenly riches.

Lois: So in other words, use your money to do good deeds, right?

Peter: Right! And then at the end, Jesus warns against the Pharisees and scribes and tells his disciples to be on their guard.

Lois: So, wait, the moral of this chapter is to use your money to do good and be on your guard against the Pharisees and scribes?

Peter: Yup! Just like when you watch Jersey Shore, you gotta be careful who you trust.