Peter: Alright, so Luke 7 starts with Jesus healing a centurion's servant from a distance.

Brian: That's like that one time I healed myself of a nasty hangover with a Bloody Mary!

Peter: Yeah, but Jesus did it with just a word. I mean, he raised a widow's son from the dead too.

Stewie: Oh, this is like that one episode of Friends where Ross brings back the wrong sandwich!

Brian: That's not really the same thing, Stewie.

Peter: Anyways, then Jesus goes to John's disciples and talks about how he's the one the prophet Isaiah was talking about. He also talks about how John is the greatest man who ever lived and that no man is greater than him.

Stewie: Well, that's kind of like that one episode of Seinfeld where Jerry says that Newman is the greatest man who ever lived!

Brian: Okay, I think that was a stretch.

Peter: Then Jesus goes to a dinner at a Pharisee's house and tells a parable about a creditor who forgives two debtors.

Stewie: Oh, that's like that one episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets a credit card and then goes on a wild spending spree!