Peter: Alright, so what's gonna happen in Luke 6?

Lois: Well, Peter, it looks like Jesus is picking out his 12 apostles.

Cleveland: Yeah, like a sports team draft!

Meg: And he also teaches the crowds about a bunch of different things, like loving your enemies, being generous, and being kind.

Stewie: Sounds like he's trying to be the Oprah of the Bible!

Brian: Don't forget that he also healed some people who were sick.

Peter: Wow, sounds like Jesus is pretty much the Michael Jordan of the Bible.

Lois: Alright, that's enough sports references.