Peter: Alright, so Luke 23. We meet up with Jesus and the Roman governor Pilate. He's, like, trying to decide whether or not to crucify Jesus, but then some of the people kinda take matters into their own hands.

Lois: Oh, great. So, what happens?

Peter: Well, Pilate realizes he can't do anything so he finally gives in and hands Jesus over. Then he gets crucified and dies.

Lois: Wait, what? Just like that?

Peter: Pretty much, yeah. But don't worry, he'll be back. Like, I think Jesus said something about being reborn in three days.

Lois: That's like that old movie, Weekend at Bernie's!

Peter: Yeah, except with more death.