• King James Version

    1. And the whole multitude of them arose, and led him unto Pilate. / 2. And they began to accuse him, saying, We found this {fellow} perverting the nation, and forbidding to give tribute to Caesar, saying that he himself is Christ a King.

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, it's time for our regular feature -- a summary of Luke 23. Today, we're gonna take a look at Jesus' final hours as he's condemned to death. Yeah, pretty heavy stuff. But don't worry, there's still plenty of comedy.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright welcome to the show, Bible Expert! Let's jump right into it: Luke 23. Bible Expert: Sure. This chapter is about the trial and crucifixion of Jesus. It starts off with the Jewish leaders bringing Jesus to Pilate, the Roman governor, to be tried.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so you've been on the show for a few rounds, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar, Alex. Alex: Uh huh. Let's move on. What about your hobbies? Contestant: Well, I'm very passionate about summarizing the Bible.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, privates! Chapter 23 of Luke is about the death of Jesus. Pilate finds no fault in Jesus and tries to release Him, but the Jewish people demand the release of Barabbas instead. Pilate reluctantly sentences Jesus to be crucified.

  • Batman

    Batman: Behold, Robin! Jesus is being led to the cross! Robin: Holy smokes, Batman! What a terrible sight! Catwoman: Ha ha ha! Don't worry, boys. It's all part of the plan. Joker: That's right, kiddies! The Lord of all creation is about to die a cruel death, and there's nothing you can do about it!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: We're talking about Luke 23. Now, it's a wild one. It starts off with Jesus having been sentenced to death, and then a whole bunch of other characters appear. We've got the two criminals who were being crucified with Jesus, Pilate and the chief priests, and the people gathered around.

  • Donald Trump

    Today, I was reading Luke 23, and it was bigly sad! Many such cases, the chapter was about Jesus being crucified. It was terrible, unbelievable, and overrated. The haters and losers had Him arrested, and this was a huge hoax by the deep state.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Luke 23. We meet up with Jesus and the Roman governor Pilate. He's, like, trying to decide whether or not to crucify Jesus, but then some of the people kinda take matters into their own hands.