• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass, as he went into the house of one of the chief Pharisees to eat bread on the sabbath day, that they watched him. / 2. And, behold, there was a certain man before him which had the dropsy.

  • Norm

    "Well, folks, this week in the Bible, we've got Luke 14. In this chapter, Jesus is at a dinner party and he drops some major knowledge. He tells everyone that if they want to be the greatest in the kingdom of heaven, they have to be the least.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Luke 14. What is this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, it's a chapter about Jesus teaching people how to live their lives and how to treat others. It starts with Jesus being invited to a Pharisee's house for dinner and then goes on to describe a few parables that Jesus told.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, Alex, did you know that Luke 14 talks about how Jesus taught the people to be humble and to love their neighbors?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Y'all listen up! This is Luke Chapter 14! Jesus is at a dinner party and he tells the guests that if they want to follow him, they'd better hate their families. Then Jesus tells them a parable about how a host invites people to a dinner, but none of them show up.

  • Batman

    Robin: Hey Batman, what's the story with Luke 14? Batman: Well Robin, it starts off with Jesus at a dinner hosted by a religious leader. He notices how the guests all try to get the best seats at the table, so He teaches them a lesson on humility.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man, listen, Jack! Folks, here's the deal. Literally, my father used to say, if you want to make it to the party, you gotta put yourself out there. I'm not joking. See here, Jack, the people in Luke 14 were invited to a party, but they were making excuses not to go.

  • Donald Trump

    25-35 There are so many people out there who don't understand the power of God. The haters and losers just don't get it. But in Luke 14:25-35, we see that God is a very, very powerful force and that his followers must be willing to make sacrifices in order to follow him.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, folks, it's time for our summary of the Bible - Luke 14! Lois: So, what happens in this chapter? Peter: Well, Jesus is at a dinner and he gives a few parables. One is about how people should take the lowest seat at the table, so that when others come, they can be invited up higher.