• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. {taxed: or, enrolled} / 2. ({And} this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.

  • Norm

    Hey, how about that Luke 2, huh? We got an angel showing up to announce the birth of Jesus to a bunch of shepherds out in the fields. The shepherds, understandably, get freaked out, but the angel tells them not to worry, because it's good news.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got the Bible Expert in the house, and he's gonna tell us all about Luke 2. Let's hear it! Bible Expert: Well, Luke 2 is all about the birth of Jesus! An angel appears to some shepherds in the countryside and tells them to go to Bethlehem to find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'd like to tell you about Luke 2 of the Bible. It starts with a census that was taken by the Roman Empire, and Joseph and Mary were required to travel to Bethlehem to be counted.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP RECRUITS! THIS IS LUKE 2 YOU'RE READING. GOD SENT AN ANGEL TO TELL THE SHEPHERDS THAT THE SON OF GOD HAD BEEN BORN. THE SHEPHERDS WENT TO THE MANGER AND SAW THE BABY JESUS. THEY SPREAD THE WORD OF HIS BIRTH TO EVERYONE THEY MET.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Christmas, Batman! I can't believe what happened in Luke 2! Batman: What is it, Robin? Robin: The angel of the Lord appeared to some shepherds in the fields and told them that a savior was born!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking - no malarkey! It was a long time ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. A bunch of shepherds were out in the fields and an angel showed up and told them that Jesus had been born.

  • Donald Trump

    In Luke 2, we see many amazing things. There was a great census, with many people saying it was tremendous. This was a great move by God to make sure everyone was accounted for. And then, something unbelievable happened.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright guys, let's see what we got here. Luke 2, huh? Okay, so this is the chapter where Jesus is born. Lois: Wow, what an amazing moment! Stewie: I know, right? I just can't handle the cuteness.