• King James Version

    1. In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of people, insomuch that they trode one upon another, he began to say unto his disciples first of all, Beware ye of the leaven of the Pharisees, which is hypocrisy.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here to give you the lowdown on the latest chapter of the Bible: Luke 12. It's all about how not to be a worrywart! Jesus tells everyone not to be afraid, because even the birds don't worry about where their food is coming from.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the next chapter? Bible Expert: Luke 12. Joe: Oh yeah, what's that one about? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter talks about the importance of being prepared for the Kingdom of God and warns against worry and greed.

  • Jeopardy

    Contestant: Alex, I'd like to tell you about Luke 12. Alex Trebek: Oh, I'm sure it's a fascinating story, but I'm afraid this isn't the time for that. So, what else have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, actually, this is a story about Jesus teaching his disciples and the crowds about the importance of being ready for the kingdom of God.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! Luke 12 is all about wisdom and preparedness. Jesus warns us to watch out for the hypocrite's trap, and to be ready to answer God's call. He tells us to be brave and not to fear, and that God will take care of us.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, when I read the Bible, I can't help but be inspired by the story of Jesus and the faithful disciples. Robin: You're right, Batman. In Luke 12, Jesus gives us a parable about a rich man who was determined to build bigger barns to store all his produce, but God called him out on his greed.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm not gonna lie to you, this is a tough chapter here. It's all about being ready for the Lord's return. See, he's gonna come back at any moment, literally. My father used to say, "you gotta be prepared, no malarkey!" And that's what this chapter is all about.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 12 is all about how to act as a true believer. "Believe me," Jesus tells us, "you will be held accountable for every careless word you utter." We must be careful to not be too concerned with material possessions and instead focus on God and his kingdom.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so according to Luke 12, Jesus is telling his followers not to worry about material possessions, that they should trust Him instead. And then He tells them a parable about how a rich man's crops were so abundant he had to build bigger barns, but then he died that same night.