• King James Version

    1. Now when he had ended all his sayings in the audience of the people, he entered into Capernaum. / 2. And a certain centurion's servant, who was dear unto him, was sick, and ready to die. / 3. And when he heard of Jesus, he sent unto him the elders of the Jews, beseeching him that he would come and heal his servant.

  • Norm

    Hey, welcome to Weekend Update. This week, we're doing a deep dive into Luke 7. Jesus is in the village of Nain, and he sees a funeral procession coming. He's like, "What's up, y'all? Who died?" The man leading the procession says, "It's my son, he's my only child.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell me about Chapter 7 of Luke? Bible Expert: Well, Luke 7 is all about Jesus healing a centurion's servant and then raising a widow's son from the dead. Joe: Wow, that's incredible! You're telling me that Jesus actually performed two miracles in this chapter?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd tell you a bit about the book of Luke. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright... Contestant: So in Luke 7, Jesus is welcomed into the city of Nain where he performs a miracle.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! In Luke 7, Jesus raises a dead man back to life! A centurion sent some of his men to ask Jesus to heal his servant, so Jesus went with them. When he got to the centurion's house, the centurion said he wasn't worthy to have Jesus in his home, so Jesus healed the servant from outside the house.

  • Batman

    Batman: Good news, Robin! We have just encountered the healing of the Centurion's Servant, as described in Luke 7. Robin: Aye, Batman! It's a miracle! Joker: Not so fast! What about the widow's son and the crowd that was fed with a few loaves and fishes?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! I'm here to tell you about a story from Luke 7 that is sure to blow your socks off! See here, Jack, it's about a centurion who had faith in Jesus, and here's the deal: this man was a real stand-up guy, literally.

  • Donald Trump

    The amazing people of Luke 7 are doing bigly things! Many such cases, Jesus is healing all the people who are sick and doing many other tremendous things. He even raises a great man named Lazarus from the dead - unbelievable!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Luke 7 starts with Jesus healing a centurion's servant from a distance. Brian: That's like that one time I healed myself of a nasty hangover with a Bloody Mary! Peter: Yeah, but Jesus did it with just a word.