Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd tell you a bit about the book of Luke.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright...

Contestant: So in Luke 7, Jesus is welcomed into the city of Nain where he performs a miracle. He raises a widow's son from the dead. This miracle causes everyone to recognize Jesus as the Son of God. Later on, John the Baptist sends his disciples to ask Jesus if he is the Messiah. Jesus responds by pointing out all the miracles he has performed and his ministry.

Alex Trebek: (rolls eyes) That's...great. Anything else you'd like to share?

Contestant: Oh, there's also the story of Jesus dining with a Pharisee and a sinful woman. The Pharisee is critical of Jesus for allowing the woman to anoint his feet and wash them with her tears. Jesus tells the Pharisee that this woman's faith has saved her, and he commends her for her actions.

Alex Trebek: (face in palm) Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! Jesus also speaks about the Kingdom of God and how it is like a great banquet where the poor and humble are invited first. He also gives a warning to the people to repent of their sins or else they will be lost.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else!