Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, in the Bible, Luke 13 talks about the importance of repentance. Jesus tells a parable about a fig tree that had no fruit, and a man who wanted to cut it down, but the gardener pleaded with him to give it one more year to bear fruit.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Right, well, what else do you like to do in your spare time?

Contestant: Jesus also tells the crowds that they must repent or they will perish. He also tells them that unless they repent, they will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Anything else?

Contestant: Finally, Jesus tells a parable about a narrow door that only a few will find, and they must strive to enter it.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Well, let's move on to the next category.