• King James Version

    1. There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. / 2. And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?

  • Norm

    Hey there, it's Norm MacDonald with a summary of the Bible. This time, it's Luke 13! Jesus is preaching and healing, as usual. He tells some parables about growing wheat and weeds, and about a fig tree that doesn't bear fruit.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got a Bible Expert here with us today. He's gonna tell us all about the book of Luke. Expert: Yes, chapter 13 of Luke is very interesting. It starts with Jesus teaching in a synagogue on the Sabbath, and he is talking about how people need to repent and how they should not be too sure of themselves when it comes to getting into heaven.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, in the Bible, Luke 13 talks about the importance of repentance. Jesus tells a parable about a fig tree that had no fruit, and a man who wanted to cut it down, but the gardener pleaded with him to give it one more year to bear fruit.

  • Drill Sergeant

    This chapter is all about Jesus and his teachings. He's teaching the people about repentance, forgiveness, and salvation. He tells them about the Kingdom of God and how it's available to everyone who believes in Him.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this chapter is all about the power of repentance and forgiveness. Jesus tells the people that if they don't repent, they won't be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven. Robin: Wow, that sounds pretty serious, Batman!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. See here, Jack, Jesus is telling us a parable about a fig tree that hasn't produced any fruit in three years. He's asking the gardener why it can't produce fruit, and the gardener says he'll give it one more year, to see if it'll do any better then.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 13: The Parable of the Barren Fig Tree. "Bigly," many people are saying that this parable is one of the most important in the Bible. It is an amazing story about a fig tree that has been barren for three years.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: So, what about Luke 13? Peter: Ah, right. This chapter is all about Jesus teaching in a synagogue and then dealing with some hecklers. Stewie: What did he say? Peter: Well, he talked about how people should repent and that no matter how late they are, they can still be saved.