• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve {were} with him, / 2. And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time to check in on our favorite Biblical heroes and see what they're up to in Luke 8. This week, Jesus and his disciples are on their way to some small towns, preaching the good word.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so tell me about this Luke 8. What did Jesus do this time? Bible Expert: Well Joe, in this chapter Jesus travels around the area, teaching and preaching. He's accompanied by a large group of disciples and other followers.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright contestant, let's start with a few questions about you. What's your favorite hobby? Contestant: Well, Alex, my favorite hobby is actually summarizing the Bible. Alex Trebek: Uhh, okay, I guess.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! Luke 8 is all about Jesus being followed around by crowds and performing miracles. He also has some parables about a sower, a lamp, and a seed. Jesus' mother and brothers come to see him and he says his disciples are his family.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ah ha ha ha! I have a fiendish plan to derail the Bible, old chums! Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We must first discuss the contents of Luke 8. Jesus continues to spread the Word of God, accompanied by his twelve disciples.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up, I'm gonna tell you a story about what happened in Luke 8. My father used to always say, you've got to always pay attention to the good Lord, and literally this is a story all about that.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 8: The Fake News Media is always trying to downplay the amazing teachings and miracles of Jesus. But believe me, they are unbelievable! In this chapter, Jesus is traveling with his terrific disciples, and many people are saying that he is healing the sick and casting out demons at an unbelievable rate.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so Luke 8 starts out with Jesus telling a bunch of parables about "the sower," and how if you don't understand what that means, then you're like the people in The Matrix who don't know their lives are a simulation.