• King James Version

    1. Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe {unto him}, through whom they come! / 2. It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

  • Norm

    Alright, folks. Luke 17. Let me tell ya, this one's a real wild ride. We got some lepers, some ten lepers, and Jesus is passing through and tells them to go show themselves to the priest. Ten of them do it, and it's great news, 'cause they're all healed.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Luke 17. What does this chapter talk about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter talks about Jesus' teaching on forgiving others. He tells the disciples that if someone wrongs them, they should forgive them up to seven times.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what did you do over the weekend?" Contestant: "Well, I read Luke 17 in the Bible. It's about Jesus healing ten lepers and how only one of them returned to thank him. Jesus told him, 'Your faith has made you well.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP RECRUITS! Luke 17 is about the power of faith. Jesus tells his disciples that faith as small as a mustard seed can move mountains. He talks about how they must forgive others, and how they should be thankful for the faith they have.

  • Batman

    Batman: The chapter begins with Jesus warning the disciples to be on their guard against the temptations of sin. Robin: And then, he tells them a parable about a slave who worked all day and then had to serve his master at night without being thanked!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, here's the deal. My father used to say that Jesus had some really important things to say about faith. Not gonna happen that we just take his words lightly. I'm not joking, no malarkey! See here, Jack, Jesus said that if you have the faith of a mustard seed, you can literally move mountains.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 17 is a terrific chapter in the Bible--believe me. It tells us about Jesus healing 10 lepers, which is truly amazing. The lepers cried out for Jesus to have mercy on them, and Jesus said to them, "Go, show yourselves to the priests.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Luke 17 starts off with Jesus warning the disciples about temptations and that one should forgive someone if they repent. Lois: Uh-huh, and then what happened? Brian: Well, the disciples asked Jesus "how many times should we forgive someone" and Jesus said to forgive them "seventy times seven".