• King James Version

    1. Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases. / 2. And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick. / 3. And he said unto them, Take nothing for {your} journey, neither staves, nor scrip, neither bread, neither money; neither have two coats apiece.

  • Norm

    Alright, so it's Luke 9. Jesus is really trying to get his message out there, so he sends the disciples out to preach and performs a bunch of miracles. He's healing people and casting out demons, so it's like a real life X-Men comic, except Jesus is the only one with mutant powers.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got for Luke 9? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter tells the story of Jesus sending out the 12 apostles to go preach throughout the region. He gives them the power to heal the sick and drive out demons.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit more about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you a bit about Luke 9! Alex Trebek: *sighs* That's great and all, but can't we talk about something else?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! In Luke 9, Jesus is sending out his disciples to spread the word and heal the sick. He's also getting ready to head to Jerusalem, so he's warning the disciples that they better be patient and stay focused on their mission.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Scriptures, Robin! Luke 9 says that Jesus sends out the twelve apostles to preach the good news of the kingdom of God. Robin: Gosh, Batman, that's a big assignment! Batman: Yes indeed, Robin! The apostles went out without money, without a change of clothes, and without a staff.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: no malarkey when I tell ya Luke 9 is the real deal! Jesus is out on the road, and he's got his disciples with him. So, they're on their way to Jerusalem, and they're sending out messengers to the villages.

  • Donald Trump

    46-48 Once upon a time there was a terrific religious dispute. You won't believe me, but many people are saying it was huge. Jesus and his disciples were arguing with the experts in the law. Sad! It's amazing how many such cases there are in the Bible.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty then, let's get going on Luke 9. So, Jesus sends out the twelve disciples to preach and they come back with lots of good news. Stewie: Hey, like the song by the Backstreet Boys! Brian: Stewie, I don't think this is really the time.