1. And it came to pass on the second sabbath after the first, that he went through the corn fields; and his disciples plucked the ears of corn, and did eat, rubbing {them} in {their} hands. / 2. And certain of the Pharisees said unto them, Why do ye that which is not lawful to do on the sabbath days? →

This week on Weekend Update, we take a look at Luke 6. In this chapter, Jesus gathers his disciples and names twelve of them as apostles. He then gives a sermon on a mountaintop, complete with some pretty choice quotes. →

Joe: Alright, we’re gonna dive into Luke 6 now. Jamie, could you Google what this chapter is about? Jamie: Sure thing! It’s about Jesus teaching a sermon on the plain and choosing his 12 disciples. Joe: Whoa, that’s pretty cool. →

Alex: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I love the Bible and if you don't mind, I'd like to summarize Luke 6 for you. Alex: (sighs) Uhh, okay. Contestant: Luke 6 starts with Jesus going up to a mountainside to pray and choosing his 12 apostles. →

Listen up, you maggots! This is Luke 6. I need you to pay attention! This chapter focuses mostly on Jesus and his twelve disciples. Jesus was out on a mountain, and he chose twelve of his followers to be his apostles. →

Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What did we learn from the sixth chapter of Luke? Batman: We learned about the importance of being humble and showing mercy to others, Robin. Jesus chose his twelve apostles and taught a great sermon on the plain, and how we should love our enemies and bless those who curse us. →

Folks, here's the deal: I'm not joking, we're talking about Luke 6! See here, Jack, it's all about Jesus and his disciples. C'mon, man, Jesus was teaching them how to be like him - you know, loving, kind, and generous. →

27-38. Hey, folks, it's your favorite President, Donald J. Trump here. I'm here to talk about an amazing piece from the Bible. In Luke 6:27-38, it talks about how we should love and care for one another. →

Peter: Alright, so what's gonna happen in Luke 6? Lois: Well, Peter, it looks like Jesus is picking out his 12 apostles. Cleveland: Yeah, like a sports team draft! Meg: And he also teaches the crowds about a bunch of different things, like loving your enemies, being generous, and being kind. →