• King James Version

    1. Now in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, Pontius Pilate being governor of Judaea, and Herod being tetrarch of Galilee, and his brother Philip tetrarch of Ituraea and of the region of Trachonitis, and Lysanias the tetrarch of Abilene, {tetrarch: or, governor of four provinces}

  • Norm

    Well, all y'all sinners out there better get ready, because it's time for Luke 3! We got the lowdown on a guy named John the Baptist, who is speaking out against the corrupt religious leaders of the time.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Luke 3. What can you tell us about it? Expert: Well, Luke 3 is an important chapter in the Bible because it is the chapter that introduces John the Baptist. It begins with a proclamation from the angel Gabriel to Zachariah about the birth of John the Baptist, and it then goes on to describe John's ministry and the baptism of Jesus.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Well, uh, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I am a student of the Bible. Alex Trebek: Interesting. That's great. So what are you studying right now? Contestant: Actually, I'm in the middle of summarizing the book of Luke chapter 3.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is Luke 3! John the Baptist shows up and preaches a message of repentance and forgiveness. He's setting the stage for the coming of Jesus. He also baptizes people in the Jordan River to show their commitment to God.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Baptism, Batman! It looks like the people of Jerusalem and all of Judea have gone out to see John the Baptist. Batman: That's right, Robin. John is calling for a baptism of repentance to all those who come, for the forgiveness of their sins.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. See here, Jack, Luke 3 is all about John the Baptist. My father used to say he was a preacher, so he was literally telling people the truth about God and what was that? His dad was a priest and his mom was related to mary and Joseph.

  • Donald Trump

    Luke 3 tells the story of the preaching of John the Baptist, the cousin of Jesus. It is an amazing chapter, and many people are saying it is one of the most important of all. John was a terrific man, and he preached with huge energy, calling on people to repent and be baptized to prepare for the coming of the Lord.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, Peter, what have we got for Luke 3? Peter: Uhhh, it's about John the Baptist and his baptism of Jesus. Lois: Okay, tell us in the style of Family Guy. Peter: Well, it starts with John the Baptist preaching out in the wilderness and saying, "You better shape up, or else you're gonna get cut!"