ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! This is Luke 3! John the Baptist shows up and preaches a message of repentance and forgiveness. He's setting the stage for the coming of Jesus. He also baptizes people in the Jordan River to show their commitment to God. He's warning all of you that there's a big change coming. God is getting ready to judge the world and all of you need to get ready! So repent now, before it's too late! That's it maggots, dismisssed!