Listen up, maggots! This is Luke 16. Now, there was this rich guy who had a steward who was kind of a thief. The rich guy found out and fired the steward. The steward was worried about his future, so he used his wits to get people to owe him so he'd have somebody to take care of him when he was fired. The moral of the story is: You better use your wits to get ahead or you're gonna be in trouble. Got it?