Well, folks, Luke 16 is about a rich man and a poor man. The rich man is dressed in fancy clothes, living the high life and throwing big parties. The poor man, Lazarus, is outside the rich man's door, begging for scraps, and even the dogs come to lick his sores. But then, when they both die, the roles are reversed - the rich man is in torment and Lazarus is taken to Abraham's side. Moral of the story? Don't be a jerk, or you'll end up in eternal damnation.