"Well, folks, this week in the Bible, we've got Luke 14. In this chapter, Jesus is at a dinner party and he drops some major knowledge. He tells everyone that if they want to be the greatest in the kingdom of heaven, they have to be the least. He also tells his guests to invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind to their parties, because they won't be able to repay them. He caps it off by telling the crowd that they should hate their family if it means following Jesus. Yikes, right? In the end, no one's really sure if Jesus was being serious or not. But, hey, at least he gave us some good party tips."