Alex: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar. I'm familiar with every book of the Bible, if you'd like me to summarize one for you.

Alex (sighing): No, that's okay. Let's talk about something else.

Contestant: Well, if you insist, I can tell you about Luke 16. It's a chapter about Jesus' teaching on the use of money. Specifically, Jesus is warning his disciples not to be greedy, but to use their money to help the poor. He also tells a parable of a shrewd manager who is able to make friends with his master's debtors in order to gain their favor.

Alex (trying to remain patient): Yes, that's very interesting. Let's move on, okay?

Contestant: One of the most important teachings in this chapter is the parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man. Jesus tells the story of a poor beggar named Lazarus who is welcomed into Abraham's bosom in Heaven, while a rich man who ignored Lazarus' suffering is sent to hell.

Alex (rolling his eyes): Alright, that's enough. Let's move on.