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Jesus was speaking to his disciples about how to manage money correctly and ethically. He told them this parable about a dishonest manager, who was about to be fired for his dishonesty. But instead of being a "low energy" guy, he decided to use his current position to his advantage and make friends with his employer's debtors. He reduced the amount they owed, so they would be more likely to return the favor in the future.

This made his employer very angry, and he called the dishonest manager to him. But Jesus praised the dishonest manager for his "smart" decision. He said the dishonest manager had done something "huge" by making friends with his employer's debtors, and that his actions were "amazing".

Jesus went on to say that it's wise to use your current resources to make friends, so that you're taken care of in the future. He said that if you can't be trusted with a little bit of money, then you won't be trusted with a lot. And if you can't be trusted with earthly riches, then you won't be trusted with heavenly riches.

Jesus then said that it's "unbelievable" how hard it is for wealthy people to enter the kingdom of God. He said that the rich have many temptations that can lead them astray, and that it's very, very hard to give up their wealth.

Jesus also said that it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God. His disciples were shocked and asked, "Who then can be saved?" And Jesus said that with God, all things are possible.

At the end of the chapter, Jesus said to His disciples, "Make America great again". No, wait, sorry, I mean, "God bless America". And with that, He reminded them that you can't serve two masters.

So, moral of the story? Use your resources wisely, don't be a "hater and loser" when it comes to money, and God will take care of the rest. Believe me, it's tremendous.