Listen up, you maggots! This is Luke 6. I need you to pay attention! This chapter focuses mostly on Jesus and his twelve disciples. Jesus was out on a mountain, and he chose twelve of his followers to be his apostles. He also taught the people about love, mercy, and forgiveness. He then went down and healed people of their diseases. He also preached about how people should treat others, even their enemies. Finally, he ended the chapter by talking about how to be blessed and how to be a good example to the world. That's it! That's Luke 6! Now, get out there and put it into action! Dismissed!