Peter: Alrighty then, let's get going on Luke 9. So, Jesus sends out the twelve disciples to preach and they come back with lots of good news.

Stewie: Hey, like the song by the Backstreet Boys!

Brian: Stewie, I don't think this is really the time...

Peter: Anyways, Jesus then feeds the five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fish.

Stewie: Just like that episode of Full House where Danny Tanner feeds everyone with one can of soup!

Brian: Seriously Stewie, that's not relevant.

Peter: And then Jesus talks to his disciples about how he must suffer and be killed and then be raised on the third day.

Stewie: Like when Buffy died and then came back to life!

Brian: Seriously Stewie, you have to stop.

Peter: Jesus then talks to his disciples about taking up their cross and following him and then he goes up on a mountain and is transfigured.

Stewie: Like when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk!

Brian: Alright, that's it. We are done here.