Peter: Alright, so in Luke 19, Jesus enters Jerusalem and the people lay down their cloaks and branches before him as a sign of respect.
Lois: That's so sweet! Like when I laid down my remote and my snacks for Stewie when he entered the room!
Brian: Yes, but this is a little more meaningful. Jesus then visits the temple and drives out the merchants who are selling there.
Stewie: Sort of like when I drove out that raccoon who was trying to steal my Fruit Loops!
Lois: Yes, but Jesus then tells the parable of the minas. He tells of a nobleman who leaves on a journey and gives his servants some money to invest while he is away.
Peter: Just like when I was away on that fishing trip and gave Joe money to invest in a new couch!
Brian: Yes, but this parable teaches a lesson about how we should be investing in God's kingdom while we are here on Earth.
Stewie: Just like when I invested in that new video game console so I could enjoy it in the afterlife!