Listen Jack, here's the deal. I'm not joking - no malarkey! It was a long time ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. A bunch of shepherds were out in the fields and an angel showed up and told them that Jesus had been born. So the shepherds went to Bethlehem to see the baby Jesus, lying in a manger. And when they saw Him, they were amazed and spread the word about what had happened. I tell you what - it was a miracle and literally changed the world forever. Now, excuse me, but why did it have to happen so far away from where I was? My father used to say, "Son, you never know why things happen the way they do until you look back and it all makes sense." C'mon, man, what was that? Or uh, you know, not gonna happen. So, folks, remember this: Jesus was born and it changed the world. Amen.