Listen, Jack, I'm not joking here - no malarkey! - but Luke 24 is literally a story about Jesus coming back to life. See here, Jack, it starts off with some of Jesus' friends coming to his tomb and finding it empty. They're confused, and they don't know what to make of it. So they go and tell Jesus' followers, who don't believe them. Then two men in white robes appear to them, and tell them that Jesus is alive.

My father used to say, "If it's too good to be true, it probably is." But in this case, it's true! Jesus is alive! Folks, it's a miracle!

So, the disciples go back to Jerusalem and find Jesus there. He tells them to go and tell everyone what happened. Then, he ascends to Heaven.

It's a remarkable story, and it's one that's been around for a long time. I tell you what, if you don't believe it, you can read it for yourself. Or, uh, you know, you can have someone else read it to you. What was that? Not gonna happen? Excuse me, but I'm just saying it's there for you to check out.