Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to share a summary of John 8.

Alex Trebek: [visibly annoyed] Um, why don't you tell us about your hobbies instead?

Contestant: Sure, but first, let me tell you about John 8. In this chapter, Jesus is teaching in the Temple and is challenged by the scribes and Pharisees, who bring to him a woman caught in adultery. Jesus draws in the sand, and then tells the Pharisees that he that is without sin should cast the first stone. No one does, and the woman is forgiven. Later in the chapter, Jesus reveals that he is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.

Alex Trebek: [incredulous] That's great, but don't you have any hobbies?

Contestant: Of course I do, Alex. I'm also an avid hiker and I love to camp in the wilderness.