Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself! What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually studying the Bible right now, and I can tell you about the second chapter of John!"

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] "If you must. Go ahead."

Contestant: "Ok! So, in John 2, Jesus attends a wedding at Cana in Galilee and performs his first miracle - he turns water into wine. Afterwards, he and his disciples go to Jerusalem for the Passover, and there Jesus drives out the money changers from the temple. Lastly, Jesus tells his disciples that he will be 'destroyed and raised up again in three days.' That's what happens in John 2!"

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] "Well, that's certainly interesting. Moving on..."