Alex: Alright, well now that we've gotten to know each other a bit, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I would love to tell you about the Bible. Specifically John 5.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Ugh, not this again. Please don't tell me you're going to summarize the entire Bible chapter by chapter.

Contestant: It won't take long. In John 5, Jesus heals a man at the pool of Bethesda on the Sabbath. The religious leaders question why he did this, and they are angry with Jesus. Jesus then justifies his actions, saying that he is God's son and that he has the power to give life.

Alex: I'm sure that's very interesting to a lot of people, but I'm not one of them. Could you please tell me something about yourself that isn't related to the Bible?

Contestant: Alright, well I also enjoy playing soccer and watching movies in my free time.

Alex: Finally! That's something I can talk about.