• King James Version

    1. After this there was a feast of the Jews; and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. / 2. Now there is at Jerusalem by the sheep {market} a pool, which is called in the Hebrew tongue Bethesda, having five porches.

  • Norm

    Hey there folks, it's time to take a look at John 5. In this chapter, Jesus is at the Pool of Bethesda and is healing a man who has been bedridden for 38 years. Jesus then goes on to say that if you believe in him, you will have eternal life.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do you got for us in John 5? Bible Expert: John 5 is one of the more interesting chapters of the Bible. It tells the story of Jesus healing a man who had been unable to walk for 38 years.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, well now that we've gotten to know each other a bit, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I would love to tell you about the Bible. Specifically John 5.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Chapter 5 of John starts off with Jesus at the pool of Bethesda. He notices a man who has been sick for 38 years and asks him if he wants to get well. The man responds that he has no one to help him into the pool when it is stirred up, so it's impossible.

  • Batman

    Batman: (speaking to Robin) Robin, we must go to Jerusalem! Robin: What's the mission, Batman? Batman: We must investigate why Jesus healed a man at the Pool of Bethesda on the Sabbath! Joker: (popping up unexpectedly) Hehehe! What makes you think the man was healed?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal - Chapter 5 of John is all about Jesus healing a man who had been sick for thirty-eight years. C'mon, man, it's literally a miracle! Like, you know, not gonna happen today.

  • Donald Trump

    John 5, the amazing chapter of the Bible, tells the story of Jesus healing a man on the Sabbath, much to the chagrin of the haters and losers who were upset that Jesus was doing something on the Sabbath.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's sum up John 5. So, Jesus is at the pool of Bethesda and he's healing a bunch of people. Lois: Oh, like a real-life Dr. House! Peter: Yeah, and then the guy he healed is so excited he runs around telling everyone.