• King James Version

    1. Then Jesus six days before the passover came to Bethany, where Lazarus was which had been dead, whom he raised from the dead. / 2. There they made him a supper; and Martha served: but Lazarus was one of them that sat at the table with him.

  • Norm

    Jesus is really making an impression in Jerusalem. People are praising him, laying their cloaks on the ground for him, and cutting down palm branches to wave and shout "Hosanna!" He's riding a donkey too, so you know it's a big deal.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, John 12. What have we got here? Bible Expert: This chapter is about Jesus coming into Jerusalem. Joe: Wait, what? Jesus is in Jerusalem? Bible Expert: Yes! He entered Jerusalem in the company of his disciples and followers, who spread their cloaks on the road before him and sang praises for him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit more about yourself. What do you like to do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. I'd like to tell you about John 12. Alex Trebek: Uh, okay. Contestant: In John 12, Jesus is in Bethany, and Mary of Bethany anoints his feet with an expensive perfume.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! This is John 12! Jesus and his disciples are in Bethany at the home of a man named Lazarus, who has recently been brought back to life. Lazarus's sisters, Mary and Martha, are there too.

  • Batman

    1-8 Batman: Holy Bounteous Banquet, Robin! We have just come across a very interesting situation in John 12. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: It appears that Jesus is being honored at a dinner party by a certain Lazarus, who has been raised from the dead.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal. I'm not joking around - this is real, serious stuff. See, John 12 is all about Jesus, C'mon, man! We got Jesus coming into Jerusalem, and riding on a donkey no malarkey! My father used to say that a donkey was the only way to make an entrance, and that's what Jesus did.

  • Donald Trump

    John 12: Jesus Comes to Jerusalem to Celebrate the Passover: The chapter starts off with Jesus heading to Jerusalem for the Passover. His disciples were so very excited and amazed to see what Jesus was going to do.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] So, John 12, huh? Well, Jesus finally arrives in Bethany and his friends, Mary and Martha, throw him a party. Then, Mary takes a jar of expensive perfume and pours it on Jesus' feet. Some people were like, "What the heck, Mary?!" But Jesus was like, "No, it's cool.