1. The first {day} of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre. / 2. Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him. →

Well, folks, John Chapter 20 is really something else. Let me just say that if you thought the resurrection of Jesus was gonna be a simple affair, you were sorely mistaken. First off, Mary Magdalene goes to the tomb early in the morning and finds it empty. →

Joe: Alright, so what's gonna go down in this chapter of the Bible? Bible Expert: John 20 is all about the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Joe: (interrupting) Woah, hold on, I thought he rose from the dead in the last chapter? →

Alex Trebek: Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well Alex, I recently read John 20 and I wanted to summarize what I learned. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In John 20, Mary Magdalene goes to Jesus’ tomb and finds it empty. →

ATTENTION! Listen up, you maggots! Today we're discussing John 20 - the story of the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead! Mary Magdalene finds the empty tomb and rushes to tell Peter and John. They come back to the tomb and find only the burial cloths. →

Batman: Holy Resurrection, Robin! Mary Magdalene has just seen the Lord! Robin: You mean Jesus has come back to life? Batman: That's right, old chum! Mary Magdalene was the first to see him after the resurrection. →

Listen, Jack, no malarkey! Here's the deal. Mary Magdalene went to the tomb early in the morning and saw that the stone was rolled away. She ran and told the other disciples, who went to the tomb and found it empty. →

John 20 is an amazing chapter of the Bible, and the story of Jesus' Resurrection is an unbelievable one - a story of hope and faith, and one that will make America great again. It starts with Mary Magdalene, who went to the tomb of Jesus and found it empty. →

Peter: Alright, so in John Chapter 20, we got the resurrection of Jesus! Lois: Wow, that's pretty cool. Brian: Yeah, Jesus came back from the dead, and Mary Magdalene was the first person to see him. →