• King James Version

    1. Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged {him}. / 2. And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put {it} on his head, and they put on him a purple robe, / 3. And said, Hail, King of the Jews! and they smote him with their hands.

  • Norm

    So in John 19, Jesus is being taken to Pontius Pilate, and Pilate is like, "What is this about?" And Jesus is like, "My kingdom is not of this world," and Pilate is like, "Oh, okay," and then he washes his hands of the whole thing.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this is John 19 of the Bible. It tells the story of Jesus' crucifixion. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up. What's crucifixion? Bible Expert: Crucifixion was a form of execution reserved for the worst criminals, in which the person was nailed to a cross and left to die.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, if you want to know about me, I'll start by telling you about a book I've been reading lately: the Bible. In John 19, we learn about the crucifixion of Jesus.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is John 19. We got Jesus on trial and Pontius Pilate trying to get out of sentencing him to death. Pilate sends Jesus to Herod, and Herod sends him back. Pilate gives the crowd a choice between Jesus and Barabbas, and they choose Barabbas.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Robin, it's time to battle the forces of evil in John 19!" Robin: "What's the evil plan this time, Batman?" Batman: "It's a grim one, Robin. The Roman governor, Pontius Pilate, has decided to have Jesus crucified.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Jesus was put on trial by Pontius Pilate and he was sentenced to death. No malarkey! My father used to say, "It's written in the book of John that Jesus said he was willing to die for us.

  • Donald Trump

    John 19--This chapter is a bigly sad one, folks! It's the story of Jesus of Nazareth, a terrific guy, and his crucifixion. The fake news media and the deep state don't want you to know the truth, but it's unbelievable what happened to him.

  • Family Guy

    Stewie: Alright, so this chapter starts with Jesus being crucified. Brian: Oh man, that's really sad. Lois: Yeah, it's really tragic. Peter: Ooh, I know a song about that. "The Cross of Jesus" by Vanilla Ice.